lex06

My body does not tolerate alcohol. Really! I drank two Martini Year's Eve and tried to hijack an elevator on Cuba! I am a gentleman, kind, a man who can play the bagpipes, but he refrains. Until last year I had only one flaw: I was presumptuous. I'm not narcissistic, it 'selfish. If I lived in ancient Greece would not have been Narcissus but Jupiter. When I was little my parents wanted me so well that they put a living teddy bear in the my cot. I'm not afraid to die. It 's just that I will be there' when this happens. I paint and sing, but my first painting and song was so 'bad that seven American States had replaced the death penalty. I believe in an afterlife. However I always carry spare underwear with me. I quit smoking. I'll live 'one more week' and that week it rains' bitterly. Once I was beaten, but I defended well. In one of them I broke my hand and I and we 'took all face, but I did it!